Ngaba ukhe waba kwincoko apho uziva ngathi ingqondo yakho iyanyibilika?
Uyalwazi uhlobo. Uthetha inqaku - ngokuzolileyo, ngokuqiqayo, mhlawumbi nangomtsalane onomtsalane - kwaye ngequbuliso urhaxwa ngamaza obudenge.
Ukuhlaselwa komntu.
Izigqibo ezimbi.
Uhlobo lwengqiqo eyenza ukuba uzibuze ukuba omnye umntu usandul 'ukulimala entloko.
Iyacaphukisa. Ikwenza ukuba ufune ukujika itafile kwaye ukhwaze:
Kodwa nantsi into: Ngamanye amaxesha awukwazi ukubaphepha aba bantu. Mhlawumbi ngumphathi wakho. Mhlawumbi sisihlobo osibona ngeeholide kuphela.
Mhlawumbi ngumfana osemgceni evenkileni ocinga ukuba ungowesibini ukuza kuka-Aristotle kuba ufunde isihloko esinye kuFacebook.
Kule mizuzu, udinga izixhobo. Hayi ukuba "ukuphumelela" ingxabano - kuba isiqingatha sexesha, ukuphumelela kuthetha nje ukuchitha amandla amaninzi - kodwa ukugcina ingqondo yakho kwaye ungalahlekelwa ukholo kwiintlobo.
Nantsi i-8 yeyona migibe yengqiqo ekhohlisayo abantu abayisebenzisayo kunye nendlela yokuyiqhaqha ngaphandle kokulahlekelwa yingqondo yakho (okanye umphefumlo wakho).
I-Classic Shot etshiphu kakhulu.
Kunokuba baphikise ngengongoma yakho, bayakuxoxa . Kuba kutheni ukujongana nengxabano yokwenyani xa banokuthatha ujingi kumlingiswa wakho?
Umzekelo: Wena: “Ndicinga ukuba le nkampani kufuneka yamkele izenzo ezizinzileyo. "Them: "Oh, uvela kulaa mfo usaqhuba igas guzzler?"
Ikhawuntari: “Ukuqhuba igas guzzler akuyitshintshi into yokuba uzinzo lubalulekile. Mhlawumbi makhe sigxile kulo mbono endaweni yemoto yam.”
Inguqulelo: Yeka ukwenza lento ngam. Uhanahaniso lwam (olwenyani okanye olucingelwayo) aluyenzi ibengcono ingxoxo yakho.
Ukwakha iScarecrow, emva koko Uyitshise.
Kuxa umntu ethatha le nto uyithethileyo, ayijije ibe yicaricature ehlekisayo, aze akhanyise obo bubudenge endaweni yenqaku lakho lokwenyani.
Umzekelo: Wena: "Ndicinga ukuba umsebenzi okude unenzuzo yawo. "Them: "Ngoko ufuna nje wonke umntu ahlale ekhaya ngeepijama kwaye angaze aphinde athethe nomnye umntu?"
Counter: “Khange ndiyithethe lonto. Umsebenzi ukude awuthethi ukuba likheswa ekuhlaleni. Kuthetha ukuba bhetyebhetye. Izinto ezimbini ezahlukeneyo kakhulu. "
Uguqulo : Musa ukunditshova amagama emlonyeni emva koko wenze ngathi uliqhawe ngokuwahlafuna.
Ingxoxo “Yonke Iza Kuwa”.
Olunye utshintsho oluncinci, kwaye ngequbuliso siwela kwi-apocalypse. Kuba kutheni ujongana ne-nuance xa unokuqikelela intshabalalo?
Umzekelo: Wena: “Kufuneka sivumele iiyure zokusebenza eziguquguqukayo. Bona: "Ewe, kwaye into elandelayo uyazi, akukho mntu uza kusebenza konke, kwaye uluntu luya kutshabalala."
Ikhawuntari: “Iiyure ezibhetyebhetye azithethi ukuba abantu bayeke ukusebenza. Kuthetha ukuba basebenza ngobukrelekrele. Masingatsibeki kwizigqibo zikaMad Max.”
Inguqulelo: Zola, Nostradamus. Inyathelo elinye eliya phambili alisoloko likhokelela eweni.
Ukuba Bonke Abanye Batsibe Kwibhulorho...
Lo ufana nengcinezelo yoontanga ngendlela yokuxambulisana. Kungenxa yokuba wonke umntu ekholelwa ukuba ayenzi ukuba yinyani.
Umzekelo: Bona: "Wonke umntu endimaziyo uthi oku kutya kuyasebenza, ngoko ke kufuneka kulunge kuwe."
Ikhawuntari: “Iqela labantu abakholelwa kwinto ethile ayiyenzi ibe yinyani. Wonke umntu wayecinga ukuba umhlaba uthe tyaba.
Uguqulelo: Ukuduma ngumgwebi ombi wenyaniso. Buza nawuphi na umntwana wesikolo esiphakathi.
Kuba "Ingcali" Yatsho njalo.
Ukutsala kwigama elikhulu elinothi wesihloko.
Umzekelo: Bona: "Umhlohli wam weyoga uthi esi sesona sicwangciso sotyalo-mali."
Ikhawuntari: "Umqeqeshi wakho weyoga unokwazi ukwenza inja esezantsi egqibeleleyo, kodwa andicingi ukuba nguWarren Buffett."
Inguqulelo: Ibali elimnandi. Ngoku makhe sive kumntu oyaziyo into ayithethayo.
Khetha icala. Babini kuphela.
Oku kuxa bebilisa umba ontsonkothileyo ukuya kukhetho olubi olubi. Kukucinga okonqenayo okuguqulwe njengokuthatha isigqibo.
Umzekelo: Bona: "Inokuba ungumntu wekati okanye inja."
Ikhawuntari: “Okanye — ndive — ndingazithanda zombini . Okanye akunjalo. Kuba ubomi abuyiyo imuvi kaDisney. "
Inguqulelo: Kukho ngaphezu kwencasa enye ye-ayisikrimu. Yeka ukundenza ndikhethe phakathi kwevanilla kunye nevanilla.
Jonga Ngaphaya!
Baphosa into engabalulekanga ngokupheleleyo ukuba ikuphazamise kwisihloko sokwenyani. Yingxabano elingana nosana olubonisa into emenyezelayo.
Umzekelo: “Ndicinga ukuba umgangatho wekhamera kule fowuni awumhle. "Them: "Ewe, kodwa yiva ukuba umhle kangakanani uyilo!"
Ikhawuntari: “Uyilo luhle, kodwa sithetha ngekhamera. Hlala nam apha.
Inguqulelo: Yeka ukuzama ukutshintsha umxholo. Andikho lula kangako ukuphazamisa.
Izinto ezimbini zenzekile, ngoko ke kufuneka zinxulumane.
Into yokuba izinto ezimbini zenzeka kunye ayithethi ukuba enye ibangele enye. Unxulumano asiyosizathu.
Umzekelo: Ngalo lonke ixesha ndinxiba ihempe, iqela lam liyaphumelela. Yihempe yam yethamsanqa!”
Ikhawuntari: “Okanye iqela lakho linobuchule kwezemidlalo. Ihempe yakho ayiyonxalenye yoluhlu.”
Uguqulo: Iziganeko ezenzekayo ziyenzeka. Ihempe yakho ayingomlingo. Uxolo.
Zola: Ukuba neemvakalelo kufana nokubanika ipasi simahla ukuze bakugxothe. Phefumla. Yenza istoic sakho sangaphakathi.
Mamela Kakhulu: Qiniseka ukuba uyayiqonda kakuhle le nto bayithethayo ngaphambi kokuba uphendule. Ukungaqondi kwabo kubanika i-ammo.
Zilungiselele: Yazi obu buxoki njengomva wesandla sakho. Okukhona uzibona, kokukhona ziya kukukhubekisa kancinci.
Gcina Ilula: Iingxoxo ezicacileyo ziyaphumelela. Ukuntsokotha yingxolo nje.
Ingcebiso yeBhonasi: Ukuba incoko ayihambi ndawo kwaye nokuba nengqondo kwakho kusemngciphekweni, hamba.
AKUKHO namnye owakha wakhangela emva kubomi bakhe waza wacinga, “Akwaba bendikhe ndaxambulisana nezidenge ezingakumbi.”
Ezi zixhobo aziyi kukunceda nje kwiingxabano. Ziya kukunceda uphephe ezo zingenanjongo .
Kwaye kwihlabathi apho ukuphikisana kwi-intanethi kuyinto eqhelekileyo, ngamandla amakhulu lawo.
Ke phuma, ukhusele ingqondo yakho, kwaye mhlawumbi-mhlawumbi-ukunceda ukudala ilizwe apho abantu bacinga ngaphambi kokuba bathethe.
Okanye hayi. Ubuncinane uya kuba krelekrele.
Kude kube lixesha elizayo✌️
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