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XII. Anthony Tells His Story
âMr. Anthony Cade,â announced Tredwell.
âEnter suspicious stranger from village inn,â said Anthony.
He made his way toward Lord Caterham with a kind of instinct rare in strangers. At the same time he summed up the other three men in his own mind thus: â1, Scotland Yard. 2, Local dignitaryâprobably chief constable. 3, Harassed gentleman on the verge of apoplexyâpossibly connected with the Government.â
âI must apologize,â continued Anthony, still addressing Lord Caterham. âFor forcing my way in like this, I mean. But it was rumoured round the Jolly Dog, or whatever the name of your local pub may be, that you had had a murder up here, and as I thought I might be able to throw some light upon it I came along.â
For a moment or two, no one spoke. Superintendent Battle because he was a man of ripe experience who knew how infinitely better it was to let every one else speak if they could be persuaded upon to do so, Colonel Melrose because he was habitually taciturn, George because he was in the habit of having notice given him of the question, Lord Caterham because he had not the least idea of what to say. The silence of the other three, however, and the fact that he had been directly addressed, finally forced speech upon the last named.
âErâquite soâquite so,â he said nervously. âWonâtâyouâerâsit down?â
âThank you,â said Anthony.
George cleared his throat portentously.
âErâwhen you say you can throw light upon this matter, you meanââ?â
âI mean,â said Anthony, âthat I was trespassing upon Lord Caterhamâs property (for which I hope he will forgive me) last night at about 11.45, and that I actually heard the shot fired. I can at any rate fix the time of the crime for you.â
He looked round at the three in turn, his eyes resting longest on Superintendent Battle, the impassivity of whose face he seemed to appreciate.
âBut I hardly think that thatâs news to you,â he added gently.
âMeaning by that, Mr. Cade?â asked Battle.
âJust this. I put on shoes when I got up this morning. Later, when I asked for my boots, I couldnât have them. Some nice young constable had called round for them. So I naturally put two and two together, and hurried up here to clear my character if possible.â
âA very sensible move,â said Battle non-committally.
Anthonyâs eyes twinkled a little.
âI appreciate your reticence, inspector. It is inspector, isnât it?â
Lord Caterham interposed. He was beginning to take a fancy to Anthony.
âSuperintendent Battle of Scotland Yard. This is Colonel Melrose, our Chief Constable, and Mr. Lomax.â
Anthony looked sharply at George.
âMr. George Lomax?â
âYes.â
âI think, Mr. Lomax,â said Anthony, âthat I had the pleasure of receiving a letter from you yesterday.â
George stared at him.
âI think not,â he said coldly.
But he wished that Miss Oscar were here. Miss Oscar wrote all his letters for him, and remembered who they were to and what they were about. A great man like George could not possibly remember all these annoying details.
âI think, Mr. Cade,â he hinted, âthat you were about to give us someâerâexplanation of what you were doing in the grounds last night at 11.45?â
His tone said plainly: âAnd whatever it may be, we are not likely to believe it.â
âYes, Mr. Cade, what were you doing?â said Lord Caterham, with lively interest.
âWell,â said Anthony regretfully. âIâm afraid itâs rather a long story.â
He drew out his cigarette case.
âMay I?â
Lord Caterham nodded, and Anthony lit a cigarette, and braced himself for the ordeal.
He was aware, none better, of the peril in which he stood. In the short space of twenty-four hours, he had become embroiled in two separate crimes. His actions in connection with the first would not bear looking into for a second. After deliberately disposing of one body, and so defeating the aims of justice, he had arrived upon the scene of the second crime at the exact moment when it was being committed. For a young man looking for trouble, he could hardly have done better.
âSouth America,â thought Anthony to himself, âsimply isnât in it with this!â
He had already decided upon his course of action. He was going to tell the truthâwith one trifling alteration, and one grave suppression.
âThe story begins,â said Anthony, âabout three weeks agoâin Bulawayo. Mr. Lomax, of course, knows where that isâoutpost of the EmpireââWhat do we know of England who only England know?â all that sort of thing. I was conversing with a friend of mine, a Mr. James McGrathââ
He brought out the name slowly, with a thoughtful eye on George. George bounded in his seat and repressed an exclamation with difficulty.
âThe upshot of our conversation was that I came to England to carry out a little commission for Mr. McGrath, who was unable to go himself. Since the passage was booked in his name, I travelled as James McGrath. I donât know what particular kind of offence that wasâthe superintendent can tell me, I dare say, and run me in for so many monthsâ hard if necessary.â
âWeâll get on with the story, if you please, sir,â said Battle, but his eyes twinkled a little.
âOn arrival in London I went to the Blitz Hotel, still as James McGrath. My business in London was to deliver a certain manuscript to a firm of publishers, but almost immediately I received deputations from the representatives of two political parties of a foreign kingdom. The methods of one were strictly constitutional, the methods of the other were not. I dealt with them both accordingly. But my troubles were not over. That night my room was broken into, and an attempt at burglary was made by one of the waiters at the hotel.â
âThat was not reported to the police, I think?â said Superintendent Battle.
âYou are right. It was not. Nothing was taken, you see. But I did report the occurrence to the manager of the hotel, and he will confirm my story, and tell you that the waiter in question decamped rather abruptly in the middle of the night. The next day, the publishers rang me up, and suggested that one of their representatives would call upon me and receive the manuscript. I agreed to this, and the arrangement was duly carried out on the following morning. Since I have heard nothing further, I presume the manuscript reached them safely. Yesterday, still as James McGrath, I received a letter from Mr. Lomaxâââ
Anthony paused. He was by now beginning to enjoy himself. George shifted uneasily.
âI remember,â he murmured. âSuch a large correspondence. The name, of course, being different, I could not be expected to know. And I may say,â Georgeâs voice rose a little, firm in the assurance of moral stability, âthat I consider thisâthisâmasquerading as another man in the highest degree improper. I have no doubt, no doubt whatever, that you have incurred a severe legal penalty.â
âIn this letter,â continued Anthony, unmoved, âMr. Lomax made various suggestions concerning the manuscript in my charge. He also extended an invitation to me from Lord Caterham to join the house party here.â
âDelighted to see you, my dear fellow,â said that nobleman. âBetter late than neverâeh?â
George frowned at him.
Superintendent Battle bent an unmoved eye upon Anthony.
âAnd is that your explanation of your presence here last night, sir?â he asked.
âCertainly not,â said Anthony warmly. âWhen I am asked to stay at a country-house, I donât scale the wall late at night, tramp across the park, and try the downstairs windows. I drive up to the front door, ring the bell and wipe my feet on the mat. I will proceed. I replied to Mr. Lomaxâs letter, explaining that the manuscript had passed out of my keeping, and therefore regretfully declining Lord Caterhamâs kind invitation. But after I had done so, I remembered something which had up till then escaped my memory.â He paused. The moment had come for skating over thin ice. âI must tell you that in my struggle with the waiter Giuseppe, I had wrested from him a small bit of paper with some words scribbled on it. They had conveyed nothing to me at the time, but I still had them, and the mention of Chimneys recalled them to me. I got the torn scrap out and looked at it. It was as I had thought. Here is the piece of paper, gentlemen, you can see for yourselves. The words on it are âChimneys 11.45 Thursday.ââ
Battle examined the paper attentively.
âOf course,â continued Anthony, âthe word Chimneys might have nothing whatever to do with this house. On the other hand, it might. And undoubtedly this Giuseppe was a thieving rascal. I made up my mind to motor down here last night, satisfy myself that all was as it should be, put up at the inn, and call upon Lord Caterham in the morning and put him on his guard in case some mischief should be intended during the week-end.â
âQuite so,â said Lord Caterham encouragingly. âQuite so.â
âI was late in getting hereâhad not allowed enough time. Consequently I stopped the car, climbed over the wall and ran across the park. When I arrived on the terrace, the whole house was dark and silent. I was just turning away when I heard a shot. I fancied that it came from inside the house, and I ran back, crossed the terrace, and tried the windows. But they were fastened, and there was no sound of any kind from inside the house. I waited a while, but the whole place was still as the grave, so I made up my mind that I had made a mistake, and that what I had heard was a stray poacherâquite a natural conclusion to come to under the circumstances, I think.â
âQuite natural,â said Superintendent Battle expressionlessly.
âI went on to the inn, put up as I saidâand heard the news this morning. I realized, of course, that I was a suspicious characterâbound to be under the circumstances, and came up here to tell my story, hoping it wasnât going to be handcuffs for one.â
There was a pause. Colonel Melrose looked sideways at Superintendent Battle.
âI think the story seems clear enough,â he remarked.
âYes,â said Battle. âI donât think weâll be handing out any handcuffs this morning.â
âAny questions, Battle?â
âThereâs one thing Iâd like to know. What was this manuscript?â
He looked across at George, and the latter replied with a trace of unwillingness:
âThe Memoirs of the late Count Stylptitch. You seeâââ
âYou neednât say anything more,â said Battle. âI see perfectly.â
He turned to Anthony.
âDo you know who it was that was shot, Mr. Cade?â
âAt the Jolly Dog it was understood to be a Count Stanislaus or some such name.â
âTell him,â said Battle laconically to George Lomax.
George was clearly reluctant, but he was forced to speak:
âThe gentleman who was staying here incognito as Count Stanislaus was His Highness Prince Michael of Herzoslovakia.â
Anthony whistled.
âThat must be deuced awkward,â he remarked.
Superintendent Battle, who had been watching Anthony closely, gave a short grunt as though satisfied of something, and rose abruptly to his feet.
âThere are one or two questions Iâd like to ask Mr. Cade,â he announced. âIâll take him into the Council Chamber with me if I may.â
âCertainly, certainly,â said Lord Caterham. âTake him anywhere you like.â
Anthony and the detective went out together.
The body had been removed from the scene of the tragedy. There was a dark stain on the floor where it had lain, but otherwise there was nothing to suggest that a tragedy had ever occurred. The sun poured in through the three windows, flooding the room with light, and bringing out the mellow tone of the old panelling. Anthony looked around him with approval.
âVery nice,â he commented. âNothing much to beat old England, is there?â
âDid it seem to you at first it was in this room the shot was fired?â asked the superintendent, not replying to Anthonyâs eulogium.
âLet me see.â
Anthony opened the window and went out on the terrace, looking up at the house.
âYes, thatâs the room all right,â he said. âItâs built out, and occupies all the corner. If the shot had been fired anywhere else, it would have sounded from the left, but this was from behind me or to the right if anything. Thatâs why I thought of poachers. Itâs at the extremity of the wing, you see.â
He stepped back across the threshold, and asked suddenly, as though the idea had just struck him:
âBut why do you ask? You know he was shot here, donât you?â
âAh!â said the superintendent. âWe never know as much as weâd like to know. But, yes, he was shot here all right. Now you said something about trying the windows, didnât you?â
âYes. They were fastened from the inside.â
âHow many of them did you try?â
âAll three of them.â
âSure of that, sir?â
âIâm in the habit of being sure. Why do you ask?â
âThatâs a funny thing,â said the superintendent.
âWhatâs a funny thing?â
âWhen the crime was discovered this morning, the middle one was openânot latched, that is to say.â
âWhew!â said Anthony, sinking down on the window seat, and taking out his cigarette case. âThatâs rather a blow. That opens up quite a different aspect of the case. It leaves us two alternatives. Either he was killed by some one in the house, and that some one unlatched the window after I had gone to make it look like an outside jobâincidentally with me as Little Willieâor else, not to mince matters, Iâm lying. I dare say you incline to the second possibility, but, upon my honour, youâre wrong.â
âNobodyâs going to leave this house until Iâm through with them, I can tell you that,â said Superintendent Battle grimly.
Anthony looked at him keenly.
âHow long have you had the idea that it might be an inside job?â he asked.
Battle smiled.
âIâve had a notion that way all along. Your trail was a bit tooâflaring, if I may put it that way. As soon as your boots fitted the footmarks, I began to have my doubts.â
âI congratulate Scotland Yard,â said Anthony lightly.
But at that moment, the moment when Battle apparently admitted Anthonyâs complete absence of complicity in the crime, Anthony felt more than ever the need of being upon his guard. Superintendent Battle was a very astute officer. It would not do to make any slip with Superintendent Battle about.
âThatâs where it happened, I suppose?â said Anthony, nodding towards the dark patch upon the floor.
âYes.â
âWhat was he shot withâa revolver?â
âYes, but we shanât know what make until they get the bullet out at the autopsy.â
âIt wasnât found, then?â
âNo, it wasnât found.â
âNo clues of any kind?â
âWell, weâve got this.â
Rather after the manner of a conjurer, Superintendent Battle produced a half-sheet of notepaper. And, as he did so, he again watched Anthony closely without seeming to do so.
But Anthony recognized the design upon it without any sign of consternation.
âAha! Comrades of the Red Hand again. If theyâre going to scatter this sort of thing about, they ought to have it lithographed. It must be a frightful nuisance doing every one separately. Where was this found?â
âUnderneath the body. Youâve seen it before, sir?â
Anthony recounted to him in detail his short encounter with that public-spirited association.
âThe idea is, I suppose, that the Comrades did him in.â
âDo you think it likely, sir?â
âWell, it would be in keeping with their propaganda. But Iâve always found that those who talk most about blood have never actually seen it run. I shouldnât have said the Comrades had the guts myself. And theyâre such picturesque people too. I donât see one of them disguising himself as a suitable guest for a country house. Still, one never knows.â
âQuite right, Mr. Cade. One never knows.â
Anthony looked suddenly amused.
âI see the big idea now. Open window, trail of footprints, suspicious stranger at village inn. But I can assure you, my dear superintendent, that, whatever I am, I am not the local agent of the Red Hand.â
Superintendent Battle smiled a little. Then he played his last card.
âWould you have any objection to seeing the body?â he shot out suddenly.
âNone whatever,â rejoined Anthony.
Battle took a key from his pocket, and preceding Anthony down the corridor, paused at a door and unlocked it. It was one of the smaller drawing-rooms. The body lay on a table covered with a sheet.
Superintendent Battle waited until Anthony was beside him, and then whisked away the sheet suddenly.
An eager light sprang into his eyes at the half-uttered exclamation and the start of surprise which the other gave.
âSo you do recognize him, Mr. Cade,â he said, in a voice that he strove to render devoid of triumph.
âIâve seen him before, yes,â said Anthony, recovering himself. âBut not as Prince Michael Obolovitch. He purported to come from Messrs. Balderson and Hodgkins, and he called himself Mr. Holmes.â
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