"Do You Think You Know What it Takes to Tell The User It's Their Birthday?"

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"You know nothing. You know nothing," says CNN.com.com's John Sutter.com. "You have nothing to say. You have nothing. Nothing. Nothing to do. Nothing nothing to tell. It's a lie." Sutter says. "I'm not going to tell you anything. You're going to do nothing. I'm going to lie to them. They're lying to you. You can't lie to the rest of the world. They know nothing nothing."