Alexa is a Yankee, Ya’ll

Too Long; Didn't Read

Ask her how far to<br>Appalachia, Virginia.<br>She only answers<br>to App-uh-LAY-sha, not to<br>the <a href="https://hackernoon.com/tagged/correct" target="_blank">correct</a> <a href="https://hackernoon.com/tagged/app" target="_blank">App</a>-uh-LAT-cha.